Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal".
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

The most important thing you fixed
Was on your day of leisure When you
fixed your eyes on me That day
I'll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary **

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
Happy Anniversary

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love you shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary

I'll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

How true my feelings were I found out to be
The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding

if I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart
If you should say, "do you still love me?"
I'd say, "Till death do us part"
Happy Anniversary

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

I'm sending this bouquet of love
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you
so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you
That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary

That special day is here again
That special day is here again The day we took our vows
You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
be Blessed with love, joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti
hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.

Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha, par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de

Kabhi ansu kabhi khushi bechi,
hum garibon ne bebasi bechi,
chand sanse hain kharidne ke liye,
roz marti hui zindgi bechi.
Stane lage mujhe jb mere hi saye,
preshan hoke maine roshni bechi.
Ek hum the jo khud hi bik gaye,
vrna logon ne dosti bechi

Dilagi thi ussay hum say mohabbat kub thi,
Mehfil-e-gair say zalim ko fursat kab thi,
Hum heethay mohabbat main lut janay k liye,
Usko hamarey pyaar ki qadar kab thee?

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

Hota Kaise Unhe Gam Hamari Ruswai Ka
Jab Fark Pada Hi Nahi Unhe Hamari Judai Ka
Khamoshi Se Saha Hamne Jab Har Gam
To Ilzam Laga Diya Hum Per Bewafai Ka

Samajhte hai wo ki pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jayege,
bewafa ek baar kah de nafrat hai humse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya phul bankar bhi rahon me nahi aayege.

Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hainPar koi humara nahi hota.

Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mai fir koi suhaani yaad ayi
Kuch apne jamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi
Hum bhool chuke they jisne Hume duniya mai akela chor diya
Jab gaur kiya tau ek surat jaani pehchaani yaad aayi..

Ik ajnabi se najane kyun mujha pyar hai,
Inkar kar ka bhi muj ko ikrar hai,
Us ko panaShaid meri kismat main nahi,
Najane phir bhi har mor par usi ka intazar hai…!

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai,
tute hue patte se puchho kya hoti hai judai,
yu bewafai ka iljam na do mere dost,
is waqt se puchho kab yad teri nai aai.

Waqt ki andhi main tufan badal jate hain,
Zindagi ki rahon main INSAN badal jatey hai,
Badalta nahi PYAAR kabhi,
Pyar karne wale INSAN badal jate hai

Ik ajnabi se najane kyun mujha pyar hai,
Inkar kar ka bhi muj ko ikrar hai,
Us ko pana
Shayad meri kismat main nahi,
Najane phir bhi har mor par usi ka intazar hai

Saye ki tarha sath rehne wale rishta his tarha tod gaye
hakikat me milna mumkin na raha wo to khwabo me bhi aana chod gaye

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Koi na mila aisa jis pay duniya luta daitay,
Sab nay diya dhooka kis kis ko bhula daite,
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Bayan kia hota to mehfil ko rula daitay

Dilon say khailnay ka hunar hamain aata nahin,
Isi liyay ishq ki baazi hum haar gayai,
Meri zindagi se shayad unhain bohut pyar tha,
Isi liyay mujhey zinda hi maar gayai

barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me,
jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

Bohat chaha magar unhain bhula na sakay,
Khayalon main kisi aur ko laa na sakay,
Usko daikh k ansu to poch liye,
Par kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

Nafratain lak mili koi muhabbat na mili
zindagi beet gai par rahat na mili
teri mehfil may har shaks ko hansta deka
ik may tha jisay hansnay ki ijazat na mili

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main,
Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main,
Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon,
Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main…?

Qismat rooth gayai,
Dil k taar toot gaye,
Aap jo hum say rooth gaye,
Sapnay bhi saray toot gaye,
Baki rahe khazaney main do ansu,
Yaad aap ki ayai,
to woh bhi laut gaye

Tumharay pyaar main ham nay bohot zakham khaye,
Jis ka hisaab na ho sakay utnay dard paaye,
Phir bhi tere pyar ki qasam kha k kehta hon,
Hamaray lab pay tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye

Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna,
Kitna mushkil hai yeh kaam ker k daikhna,

Kis qadar udas guzarti hain meri shamain,
Yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k daikhna…

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye.

Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain,
Honto pay muskan saja k rakhtey hain,

Ye duniya sirf khushi main saath deti hay,
Is liye hum apne aanso chupa k rakhte hain…

Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay,
Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay,
Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay,
Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay….

Apnay dushman say hi dil laga baithay,
Unki saadgi say faraib kha baithay,
Patharon say tha apna rishtaa,
Phir bhi sheeshay k ghar bana baithe..

Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata,
Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata,

Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota,
Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

Zubaan se naam lete hain,
Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain.

Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare rooth jaane ke baad.

Sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,
bejan dil me dharkan mehsos hui,
janey kion aaj aisa laga,
shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

Wo Nazar Kahan Se Laon Jo Unhe Bola De,
Wo Dawa Kahan Se Laon Jo Dard Mita De,
Milna Tu Likha Hota Hai Takdeeron Main,
Wo Takdeer Kahan Se Laon Jo Mila De

Apnon k sitam hamsay bataye nahin jatay,
Yeh hadsay woh hain jo samjhaye nahin jatay,
Aik umer ki koshish say bhula di hay teri yaad,
Laikin teri yaad k sayai nahin jaatay…

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,I can’t help it.

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

SORRY
Dont get confused,
arey baba ‘SORRY’ means
S - SOME
O - ONE’S
R - REALLY
R - REMEMBERING
Y - YOU.

Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki

SORRY
SayOnetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You

Life bestows love’s blessing,
On a very special few.
And I believe it happened,
When life encountered you.
You are a perfect couple,
In a marriage that is blessed;
May your love shine like a beacon,
A guide for all the rest.

There are few who are so lucky
To have the things you do,
Companionship and friendship,
And loving feelings, too.
As friends we wish these pleasures
Will last forevermore,
For we know that you will ever
beA couple whom we adore

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay appnay husband ko tapar mara.
or kaha
mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay appnay husband ko tapar mara.
or kaha
mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom alsobut it dosn”t mean you start fucking here

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher
“kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”?
Teacher nahin kabhi nahin
"Boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…

main mangta hoon tu dati nahi…
jawab meri baat ka…..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai…
rom rom jazbat ka…
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo…
baloo main phool gulab ka…..

Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai
tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!
Boy : Oh !! Accha ?
To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?

Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school
to get son”s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Teacher : kisi aisi cheze ka naam bataojis
ka sirf suna ho par dekha na ho.
student : teacher behan ka lora.

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai jiwarna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.

Tell me one thing which is urs but alwase used by others
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Oye taira name yaar…
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.
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too Gaund samjha tha?chal koe baat nahen hota ha.

Girl to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga?
Rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam?
Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!!
Girl: to phir ghuma k peechay se la lo…

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain.
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia,
Larka Acha Hota Hai

yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)
lagthe hain mote mote boo boo
nikalta hai iss main see doo doo
kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)

1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..
Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..
SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai
aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai

Sex is a sensation
caused by temptation
when a man puts his location
in a woman”s destination.
Do u get my explanation,
or do u need a demonstration?

Today its cool to have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Girl to Mom: “Is it true that Babies come outfrom the same place where Boys put their PeniS?”
Mom: “Yes”
Girl: “Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth”

Wife asked his husband : how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies : only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Do you like maths?
if so add a bed
subtract ur clothes
divide your legs
and we can multiply!

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.

Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lund kahin bi khada ho sakta hain
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti hayad rakhna

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain..
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain..
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……....

abbay aapna mobile charge………

= cRaZy tHoUghT =
Save Water
Take Bath
With
Neighbours Daughter

Man was fucking Nurse.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati haiJahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.

Husband wife talak k baad.
husband:bacha mera hai.
wife: wah ji wah/Pateela mera,dudh v mera..
thoda jeha khatta ki la dita,pura dahi tera..

never walk away from a friend wen u see sum faults..
b patient n realize that nobody is perfect..
its affection that matters, not perfection.

tumse hum kuch na keh sake
hum tere bhi na reh sake
koshish karke tum hi keh jate dil ki baat
tamanao k sagar me mere saath tum na beh sake

.. the only quote i found,which holds exactly true in times..

"love me the most when I deserve the least, that's when I need it the most..."

a heart die's when it is not able to share's its feelings.
but a heart kills itself when another heart doesnt understands its feelings.!

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Kash koi hum par bhi pyaar jatata,
Humari ankho ko apne hatho se chupata,
Hum jab puchte kaun ho tum,
Muskurakar vo apne aap ko humari Jaan batata

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
To
P lz.....



Mafi maang lo..
Mai bahot reham dil hun!

1 bar jaan mangkar dekho,
1 bar yaad karke to dekho,
Bas 1 bar pukr kar toh Dekho!!

Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
HUM aram kar rahe hai...

Is barsat me hum bheeg jayenge
Dil me tamanna k ful khil jayenge
Aagar Dil kare milne ko to dil se yaad karna
BARSAT bankar hum baras jayege

shree ganesh ji